Smooth Palpatine

I came up with this idea a long time ago. "Smooth Criminal" by Michael Jackson just screams to be Star-Wars-ized to me. However, I lack what many people call "musical ability", so this idea has lain dormant for a long time. I would like to see if I can harness the power of the internet to perhaps get this idea to become a reality.

So, without further ado:

Smooth Palpatine

As you first came to the temple

Yoda saw your fear was parental

But they trained you, you were chosen

And then the bloodstains on your master

While you're flying, a saviour

Somehow he runs the Republic

He can see you are unstable

He is your friend, it was your doom

Ani are you okay

So, Ani are you okay

Are you okay, Ani

Ani are you okay

So, Ani are you okay

Are you okay, Ani

Ani are you okay

So, Ani are you okay

Are you okay, Ani

Ani are you okay

So, Ani are you okay

Are you okay, Ani

Ani are you okay

Will you tell us that you're okay

Assassin out the window

You guard me, but dream of your mom, Ani

Tusken's take her, you can't save her

So you killed them, men, women, children

Go save Obi-wan, lose your hand

We were married

It was your doom

Ani are you okay

So, Ani are you okay

Are you okay, Ani

Ani are you okay

So, Ani are you okay

Are you okay, Ani

Ani are you okay

So, Ani are you okay

Are you okay, Ani

You've been tricked by

You've been struck by

A smooth Palpatine

So you crossed the whole galaxy

With Ahsoka, where did she go?

Clones, our soldiers, dying for him

Swinging sabers, Negotiations?

Annie are you okay

So, Annie are you okay

Are you okay, Annie

Annie are you okay

So, Annie are you okay

Are you okay, Annie

Annie are you okay

So, Annie are you okay

Are you okay, Annie

Annie are you okay

So, Annie are you okay

Are you okay, Annie

Annie are you okay

Will you tell us that you're okay

You saved him and killed Dooku

But can you save me from your dreams, Ani

On the council, not a master

Says he'll save me, you bow down, Vader

Then you ran into the temple

And you struck down

It was your doom

Annie are you okay

So, Annie are you okay

Are you okay, Annie

You've been tricked by

You've been struck by

A smooth Palpatine

Okay, I want every Jedi to be killed right now!

Aaow!

Annie are you okay

I Don't Know!

Will you tell us, that you're okay

I Don't Know!

Assassin out the window

I Don't Know!

He tricked you, a Sith Lord, Annie

I Don't Know!

You killed them, men, women, children

I Don't Know!

The bloodstains on your master

I Don't Know, Why Padme!

Then you ran into the temple

I Don't Know!

And you struck down

It was your doom, Annie

Annie are you okay

Where are you, Padme

Will you tell us, that you're okay

Where are you, Padme

Assassin out the window

Where are you, Padme

He tricked you, a Sith Lord, Annie

No! No!

You killed them, men, women, children

Where are you

The bloodstains on your master

No! No! No!

Then you ran into the temple

Where are you

And you struck down

Oh, you killed me, Ani

Nooooo!

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Can someone help me create this song?